Running Down the Big Diesel: Top Ten Shaq Quotes

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Top Ten Shaquille O’Neal quotes

10. “If you go 72-11 and don’t win (the championship), it doesn’t mean anything. Actually it does. It means you’ve cheated and played an extra regular-season game.”

9. “But can’t nobody (mess) with me. I’m like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I’m definitely proven to be effective.”

8. “Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That’s like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that’s 5-10, 480 (pounds).”

7. “Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up. I don’t know who made it.  All I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I sexy? I don’t know.”

6. “I weigh 330,000 pounds…I’m the NBA’s best NFL player, and I’ve always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA – for 12 years running.”

5. “We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning and put my underwear on first and then my pants. I don’t need people to tell me that.”

4. SHAQ- “David Stern wonders why the league is losing money. That’s why. People paid good money to come watch these athletes play and they [the refs] try to take over the [explicit] game!” REPORTER- “Shaq we are live.” SHAQ- ” I don’t give a [explicit].”

3. “I’m not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens.  Write it down. Take a picture. I’m not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there’s going to be trouble.”

2. “For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down.  From this day on I’d like to be known as The Big Aristotle.”

1. “Can you dig it!”

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