Lakers Most Questionable Ventures Outside of Basketball

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian with Unbreakable

The idea that a scent can potentially remind me of both my soft skinned, sexy girlfriend and my sweaty and bearded friend Bruce who likes to scratch his belly button is repulsive.

There is just a whole bunch of wrong here.

There is no such thing as a perfect mix of masculine and feminine as Odom proclaims; they are complete opposites that should not be intermingling with each other.

There is no beauty in something that can not exist without the other as this ad claims. It’s actually quite depressing that my life would be completely dependent on some other person like I was strapped to some life support machine.

The early reports on this unisex cologne are that sales are good. That could be due to the novelty of the item and the notoriety of the pitchmen. However, I fully expect for this colognes shelf life to be short, and once gone I can un-break the image of Lamar and Khloe gazing into each others eyes in a goofy fashion.

Next: Say it ain’t so K.O.B.E.

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